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Its impossible to put down did you. You pull them out at the best of times the worst of times and the lamest of times. My boss told me to have a good day. Theres no bad time to drop dad jokes.
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Yes they are corny bad and terrible but thats why theyre great dad jokes. People will be lined up for blocks. Ah the dad joke. Put a little boogie in it im reading a book about anti gravity.
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